im pretty sure ender came up with the 12 days, i changed it to a song. 
xD

P.S. Writing with nano is weird...

On the first day of fedora my true love game to me a multi-spin dual 
layer DVD

On the second day of fedora my true love gave to me two different 
architectures.
 2 different arches and a multi-spin dual layer dvd
On the third day of fedora my true love gave to me three unique flame 
wars.
 2 different arches and a multi-spin dual layer dvd

On the fourth day of fedora my true love gave to me four fine 
foundations.
3 flame wars, 2 different arches and a multi-spin dual layer dvd

On the fifth day of fedora my true love gave to me five ambassador 
regions
4 fine foundations, 3 flame wars, 2 different arches and a multi-spin 
dual layer dvd

On the sixth day of fedora my true love gave to me six ALSA fountends.
5 ambassador regions, 4 fine foundations, 3 flame wars, 2 different 
arches and a multi-spin dual layer dvd

On the seventh day of fedora my true love gave to me seven threads to 
start
6 alsa frontends, 5 ambassador regions, 4 fine foundations, 3 flame 
wars, 2 different arches and a multi-spin dual layer dvd

On the eighth day of fedora my true love gave to me eight spins that 
spin.
7 threads a starting, 6 alsa frontends, 5 ambassador regions, 4 fine 
foundations, 3 flame wars, 2 different arches and a multi-spin dual 
layer dvd

On the ninth day of fedora my true love gave to me nine Bugzilla Tickets
8 spins a spinning, 7 threads a starting, 6 alsa frontends, 5 ambassador 
regions, 4 fine foundations, 3 flame wars, 2 different arches and a 
multi-spin dual layer dvd

On the tenth day of fedora my true love gave to me ten trolls to troll 
with
9 Bugzilla Tickets, 8 spins a spinning, 7 threads a starting, 6 alsa 
frontends, 5 ambassador regions, 4 fine foundations, 3 flame wars, 2 
different arches and a multi-spin dual layer dvd

On the eleventh day of fedora my true love gave to me eleven emacs 
addons
10 trolls a trolling, 9 Bugzilla Tickets, 8 spins a spinning, 7 threads 
a starting, 6 alsa frontends, 5 ambassador regions, 4 fine foundations, 
3 flame wars, 2 different arches and a multi-spin dual layer dvd

On the 12th day of fedora my true love gave to me 12 programmers to 
program.
11 emacs addons, 10 trolls a trolling, 9 Bugzilla Tickets, 8 spins a 
spinning, 7 threads a starting, 6 alsa frontends, 5 ambassador regions, 
4 fine foundations, 3 flame wars, 2 different arches and a multi-spin 
dual layer dvd